Learn

Verb.
To learn is just a fancy way of saying you’re shoving new crap into your brain.

Examples:

-"I finally learned that if I keep my mouth shut, I won’t get my foot stuck in it."
-"I’m trying to learn how to not be a complete idiot."

by Dan_78653 January 3, 2025

Learn Ache

When you learn so much your head hurts.

Dude, we were taught so much in math class I have a learn ache!

by Abitty03 April 19, 2018

Ready Set Learn

a preschool block that aired on TLC from December 28, 1992 to September 29, 2008 and Discovery Kids from 1996 to October 10, 2010. It ran from 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 6:00am to 9:00am) on TLC, and 6:00am to 12:00pm (later 9:00am to 2:00pm) on Discovery Kids. From December 28, 1992 to 1997, it was hosted by Rory Zuckerman from Rory's Place, and from 1997 to February 24, 2003

As of September 30, 2008, Ready Set Learn programs now air only on Discovery Kids; TLC now airs repeats of their regular programming in the 6-9am ET timeslot

by Wendysfg June 29, 2023

Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

“AW HELL NAW”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”

by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023

For kids to learn and do homework

Extremely simple, easy, fundamental that even primary students know how to do (over-exaggeration, academic)

This math problem can be done so effortlessly, it is for kids to learn and do homework.
This question is so simple. In other words, it is for kids to learn and do homework.

by HMPTP February 27, 2024

Learn

Figuring out something you didn't know, or being taught it, but then probably forgetting it 5 minutes later.

What did you learn at school today?

by TheManWhomSpeaks June 12, 2023

i-Ready Learning Games

The only good thing of i-Ready…

“Okay Little Timmy, you can go on i-Ready Learning Games now.”

by xSupreme24 May 27, 2023