Uber Lazy

Taking an Uber for a embarrassingly short ride.

"We could walk the 6 blocks to the concert but I'm feeling Uber lazy."

by Kevbo72 November 24, 2019

lazy change

coins that won't work in the vending machine.

Hey, do you have a nickle I can have, I have some lazy change and the candy machine will not take.

by shifter7six June 30, 2008

lazy funnel

Leaky ass

"Needa split to the bog mate. Have a savage lazy funnel"

by whit3o January 3, 2015

Lazy Griswald

When someone decorates for Christmas by buying lots of large tacky items and then scattering them over their property to make it look like a ton of effort. Especially applicable to large numbers of inflatable decorations.

Have you seen Mike Bs house, thats a real Lazy Griswald

by Bush mick December 14, 2020

Lazy wanker

Australian slang

Fucking ugly or fat girls because you dont want to have a wank

How did you end up fucking that pig last night Bruce.

Well you know me mate I'm just a lazy wanker.

by Sprot December 28, 2011

Lazy booty

A buttocks that appears to sit low on a persons body. ( long back)

Did you see that chick with the lazy booty in the mall??

by Blacc February 11, 2019

Quantum Laziness

When you're so lazy out of you’re fucking mind that you do something and you do it the harder way rather than the easier way, and you’re too fucking stupid to realize it.

Tends to happen when you’re stoned out of your fucking mind

Dude, i got the quantum laziness. I wanted to change the channel on my smart TV and instead of grabbing the remote right next to me I downloaded a remote app on my phone and it took twice as long as it would if I just used my ACTUAL fucking remote.

by RudolfMagnusson August 14, 2021