A very tall, big cock and balls packaged but yet talented basketball player with a very VERY short hairline but has somehow restored it with most likely clay or play dough.
Ex: “Why can’t your dick be as big as lebron James? He’s got that packaged up right!”
Me: “You do realize he uses an oversized cup for his sport right?”
Ex: “LEBRON YOU FIGGIDY FIG FUCKER YOU!!!”
Me: “You do realize he uses an oversized cup for his sport right?”
Ex: “LEBRON YOU FIGGIDY FIG FUCKER YOU!!!”
by WildMeme Menu April 28, 2021
Get the Lebron Jamesmug. 1. A star for the lakers who abandoned Cleveland and Miami like a retard. Glazed widely by some internet users as a joke or seriously. Nearing the end of his career.
2. To deliberately abandon two of one’s friends for a friend who is more popular.
2. To deliberately abandon two of one’s friends for a friend who is more popular.
Person 1: “That fuckface Johnny is trying to pull a LeBron James on me.”
Person 2: “Bro, he’s trying to do that to me too.”
Person 2: “Bro, he’s trying to do that to me too.”
by Aluminumbook March 16, 2025
Get the LeBron Jamesmug. When you grab your dick and balls, scream "LEBROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON JAAAAMMMMMMESSSSSSSSSS!!!!!" and slam dunks them into your ass
by DIRTYLEBRONLOVERILUVMATTHEW January 23, 2025
Get the Dirty LeBronmug. by Your lebron glazer lebron baby March 16, 2023
Get the Lebronmug. by lebronjamesisthefuckinggoat January 12, 2025
Get the Lebron Jamesmug. by Your lebron glazer lebron baby March 16, 2023
Get the Lebronmug. The fear of a receding hairline before the age of 18, could be used to describe people who LeBron has dunked on.
The other day I saw Kevin Garnett shopping at savers and suddenly he broke out into a cold sweat...I think he has LeBron-a-phobia.
by LeByron January 24, 2023
Get the LeBron-a-phobiamug.