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Schrodinger’s Lasagna

Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.
“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”
by okayxairen August 28, 2023
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Lasagna

Lasagna (noun):

A slang term referring to a false claim, rumor, or narrative perpetuated and spread primarily through social media platforms.

An outrageous or humorous story that is widely circulated online, regardless of its veracity.

Etymology: The term originates from a viral online hoax during the early days of the COVID-19 pandemic that claimed the government was making a massive lasagna inside Wembley Stadium.
"Did you hear about the thing about Michael Jordan is coming out of retirement? Sounds like a lasagna to me!"

"Massive lasagna, that article about the UFO sighting."
by Zioooooo October 2, 2023
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Lasagna Horror

Like a spaghetti western, but horror. Coined by Em Schulz on ATWWD
“My favorite movies are lasagna horrors
by Porkc207 October 3, 2023
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Cleveland Lasagna

When one shits in layers of pasta on someone's chest, and then wraps them up in plastic, so the pasta cooks itself.

*Note
It's better to eat tons of hamburger beforehand, and tons of laxatives, so you get the right consistency.
Man, that girl was so wild last night, she ayer her own Cleveland Lasagna!
by Nolando blume January 9, 2021
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Lasagna

A sweet drink made from carrots and mushrooms. Anteaters like to drink lasagna
by ser see swee February 3, 2021
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Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.
Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex
by BoogalooBastard February 16, 2021
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Bitch Lasagna

The most viewed PewDiePie song on Spotify and disses TSeries Perfectly
Hey TSeries, lookin' hungry for drama, here, let me serve you bitch Lasagna!
by CurryInMaVeins February 23, 2021
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