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both kinds of beans

A euphemism for someone who is stoned to the point of being unable understand or answer basic questions.
The phrase comes from the tendency of people to go to places like Chipotle when high and then inevitably give a non-answer when the first question--"black or pinto beans?-- is asked.
Poor Chipotle employee: "Hello sir, can I take your order?"
Stoned kid: "I want a burrito"
Employee: "Okay, would you like black or pinto beans on that?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: "Black or pinto?"
Stoned kid: *no response*
Employee: ...
Stoned kid: "Yes"
Employee: "Okay, both kinds of beans it is"

*Couple walks past kid, obviously stoned out of his mind*
"Wow, he looks like he got both kinds of beans."
by sponky November 1, 2020
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Kindness

People who think kindness is pacifism or weakness have watched one too many Jim Carrey movies.
In a Jim Carrey movie kindness might seem like weakness or the world might seem like a bubble because it's a movie.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2020
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Kindness

Timmy: i wonder if people on the internet may give me kindness and support for my suisidal thoughts?
Redditard: Lol #looking4attenrionalert die shit, die
Timmy: *kills himself*
by Gotta let go October 10, 2020
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kind joey

Kind joey is a sexual act involving a hot chick going down on a guy with a small penis because she feels bad for him.
This chick rejected me, but she gave me a kind joey, so I don't care.
by Jellyfish998 October 5, 2017
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The School of Human Kindness

When public or private help is unavailable to get the help one needs, or if one is unable to recognize one is not doing well, one takes suggestions from graduates of the school of human kindness.
Say, you look like you famished! Go to the Pizza Bar and and buy yourself some pizza!! The School of Human Kindness!!
by Hedbut December 12, 2017
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finest kind

I just smoked a fat bowl of the finest kind.
by oB on the dot October 7, 2016
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SAME KIND OF STUPID

When a group of people share beliefs contrary to the viewpoints of the majority and still belief they are right.
Donald Trump supports are the same kind of stupid.
by Renee Rashawn January 29, 2018
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