jumper spuds

Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans

Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why not

by Chazbat May 30, 2007

Story Jumper

Literally the most terrible, dreadful, frightful, annoying, most stupid story making website in the virtual world i bet

if it was in real life the world would explode from its terribleness.

IF YOU SEE THIS NEVER USE STORY JUMPER AGAIN AND GIVE IT 0 STARS

Story jumper is worst than you - IQ brain

by mendu May 22, 2023

Pole Jumper

A woman who heedlessly sleeps with men just for the sake it.

I agree that Jenna has become quite the pole jumper; ever since she left that no good, deadbeat Husband.

by Catfishin September 5, 2018

Claim Jumper

an American restaurant chain with more than 30 locations. The company is based in Houston, Texas.

Restaurateur Craig Nickoloff opened the first Claim Jumper in Los Alamitos, California, on September 27, 1977

by SPrice1980 May 4, 2023

shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

When you shit on the toilet so hard the toilet water jumps straight to your 🍑

Yesterday I had a shitty sloppy jumper (SSJ)

by toddyschmeckles March 16, 2024

frame jumper

Person who intentionaly walks into someone elses picture or video. Usually making rabbit ears, flashing a peace sign, or some other lame gesture.

I was taking a picture of my friends at a bar when some frame jumper wandered by and stuck his head in the shot.

by si_ex_pat September 14, 2010

Cum Jumper

A sexy wet hunk of meat you can’t stop sucking. The wetter the better. Cum jumper is to jump and suck that good cum.

Jane: oh idk about this. It is quite new
Randle: FUCK ME I AM SO WET
Jane: Idk
Randle: Get on my dick
Jane: OK I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LET’S FUCK
Randle: NOW CUM JUMPER ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane begins to suck on Randle’s dick and bites hard and pulls it and then Randle humps

by The Dic-Thy-Nary December 13, 2019