frame jumper

Person who intentionaly walks into someone elses picture or video. Usually making rabbit ears, flashing a peace sign, or some other lame gesture.

I was taking a picture of my friends at a bar when some frame jumper wandered by and stuck his head in the shot.

by si_ex_pat September 14, 2010

Joe Jumper

A women of the looser variety who's inclined to keep company with many different men in the armed forces. Especially Marines.

Person 1: "There's Meg. Wasn't she with a Navy guy last week? She must have a thing for guys in uniform"

Person 2: "Yeah she's a Joe Jumper. She's dating a Marine now."

Person 1: "Yeah those Joe Jumpers sure do love seamen."

by restone 2380 July 18, 2010

Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

jumper spuds

Ladies lovely boobies, looking especially nice in Jumpers and tight cardigans

Boy: Nice Jumper Spuds, can I touch them?
Girl: Sure why not

by Chazbat May 30, 2007

Jumper seat

Take a car battery and attach it to a metal seat and make it the only place for someone to sit.

Dude my brother came over last night and we used the jumper seat on him

by Animal man March 23, 2013

Jersey Jumper

Women who seek out jersey wearing athletes (i.e. bicyclists, basketball players, football players, etc.) for sexual encounters, essentially sports groupies. See: Bullpen Beef

The Jersey Jumpers were sitting in the bleachers trying to hit on members of the bicycling team, just like the Bullpen Beef we saw the night before hitting on the Oakland A's bullpen players.

by Captain Incredible x Infinity February 12, 2014

cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe April 23, 2014