cactus jumper

Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe April 23, 2014

Team-jumper

Came up with it while playing Battlefield 1942. This is a person who changes to the team with the most/all of the captured flags points rather than helping his own team take them back.

That no-talent team-jumper just went to the other side instead of helping us out!

by -WOODY- August 17, 2003

Jumperized

The Extendable and Interchangeable part of something that promotes it to greatness.

Man, those Tequila Shots really hit the spot, My night is Jumperized!
These cables aren't long enough now, I wish they were Jumperized.
That last gust of wind Jumperized his golf ball right onto the green.

by Gonorthforkyourself April 29, 2022

Cum Jumper

A sexy wet hunk of meat you can’t stop sucking. The wetter the better. Cum jumper is to jump and suck that good cum.

Jane: oh idk about this. It is quite new
Randle: FUCK ME I AM SO WET
Jane: Idk
Randle: Get on my dick
Jane: OK I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE LET’S FUCK
Randle: NOW CUM JUMPER ME UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Jane begins to suck on Randle’s dick and bites hard and pulls it and then Randle humps

by The Dic-Thy-Nary December 13, 2019

frame jumper

Person who intentionaly walks into someone elses picture or video. Usually making rabbit ears, flashing a peace sign, or some other lame gesture.

I was taking a picture of my friends at a bar when some frame jumper wandered by and stuck his head in the shot.

by si_ex_pat September 14, 2010

Jumpers at the Gate

Having a 5-second emergency shit. It's turtling and you HAVE GOT TO GO FUCKING NOW.

Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.

by yankee01 May 20, 2010

Johnny jumper

Johnny jumper-(noun) 1. A man who enjoys the company of various and sometimes multiple pregnant women.

"Ken is such a Johnny jumper that he should take a pregnancy test. "

by Longfellow travers March 6, 2019