A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.
"Who even is Rope Man?"
"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."
"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."
by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017
Get the Josh mug.josh is a somewhat decent person. he is pretty nice and also kinda funny. although Denis is a better boyfriend then josh (because the name josh is at the top of all f***boy lists and Denis is just better.) Josh is a person that gets in trouble with teachers A LOT and he is kinda mean. he uses his moms phone to text and has changed a lot since he got a girlfriend.
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Get the Josh mug.Very short
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"
Bad at video games
Sweat at english (worst subject)
Captain of every sport
Funny
Future Job: TV show host
Likes Holding on poles
In his own world (neutral)
Cant hear
Likes eating out of date yoghurt (chunky)
6 pack
gets the girls
"Deap voice"
by Louise Mary Jayne November 18, 2018
Get the Josh mug.That one guy who everybody loves and is pretty chill. He's super funny and cool and his shoe game is on point. But he cleans them ALOT.
Josh is so fresh.
by Catlov3r6969 April 25, 2017
Get the Josh mug.Josh. A great guy. Gives the biggest best hugs. He makes me smile but if your on his bad side be careful.. very very tall but at least he’s there to protect you, right? Haha. huggable and sweet. Yeh we’ve had rough times but after a while and a few attempts we’ve settled on it. We love each other and it’s perfect that way. Cockatoo. A nickname for you. Oh and btw ur bros pre cool haha
Great guy and the best friend anyone could want. Maybe it’s the Polish in your blood that makes you tall but damn I need a step ladder..
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Great guy and the best friend anyone could want. Maybe it’s the Polish in your blood that makes you tall but damn I need a step ladder..
lmao
by Kiwiifruut44 April 6, 2019
Get the Josh mug.He will seem quiet and nice at first but once you get to know him he will go for your bestfriend and treat her like a queen for the first 4 months and then start to be an overreacting dickhead that is very insensitive and doesn’t care bout anyone but himself
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