Jonah Hills

Dude, I would so ride her Jonah Hills
by Cocranium November 16, 2022
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Jonah

ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.
girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”
by daddybella02 February 14, 2022
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Jonah

The kindest person and the funniest literally an angel on earth. Always makes you laugh and send u the best tiktoks and never dissapoints. Plus he is always honest. Master procrastinator, drawer and best friend. Ily bitch <3
Girl: how much do you have done

Jonah: Oh I haven't even started

Girl: same thank god
by _moncherri November 21, 2021
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Jonah

The most random dude of them all and surprisingly the best listener too. Being around a Jonah feels like being around a psychopath, sometimes intimidating, but usually they're heads are somewhere in the clouds. Introverted as fuck but not gonna admit it to anyone except for their close friends. Jonah can be reserved and sometimes seem depressed but in reality they're just thinking about that new season or update that just came out. Jonah's are chill and loyal, if you have one treat them well, but don't get mad when they get tired of you, it's not personal.
Friend 1: Yo that motherfucker's name is Jonah, who names their kid that anymore.

Friend 2: Idk but he seems chill
by SharkMan4 November 23, 2021
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Dirty Jonah

Putting your whole head into another man’s asshole while stroking his cock with your feet
Me and Brett did a dirty Jonah the other day
by Youngmoneylove April 23, 2024
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J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."
Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.
by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023
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