Jonah

A Neo - Nazi , Sexual Harraser , Sex Offender , Terrorist , IRA Member they Turn up to
Yearly Nazi Riots Near berlin

"Look At his Moustache hes Defintley a jonah!"

by Adolf "Senora hitler" June 24, 2021

jonah beck

Bella’s hawt boyfriend you can find him on andi mack

Oh my gosh look it’s Jonah beck

by Slurpeeeee May 14, 2018

Jonah

A rat bastard who can't spell if i had a gun pointed at his balls

Nerd: Hi! i'm Jonah.
Chad: Go fuck yourself

by Whore Dismemberer October 15, 2022

Jonah

Something very stupid, and in most cases has 0 brain cells.

"You are such a Jonah"

by redled69 August 10, 2023

jonah 12

What a thief does to a picture of your wife in the middle of the day

Your mom just Jonah 12'd in my ass.

by ballsacks420 July 24, 2023

Jonah

A good friend. But he/she will tend to be a bit racist at times. His cock is most likely very very small, yet says it is a large as a monkey tail. Don't trust him, he lies. His friends get no bitches, and he's no different. He seems normal at first, but them when you meet him, you will find a new shade of gray in Jonah.

Jonah is a weird guy

by jamison979 May 4, 2022

Jonah

You’ll fall in love with Jonah’s personality and looks. You’ll fall in love with the way he talks and all of his red flags too… you guys will date and you’ll think everything is great. you’ll facetime and laugh and say Goodmorning and goodnight. Then one day he’ll break up with you and shatter your heart. You’ll wish you could blame him but you can’t because you know that he’s right, and that it wasn’t gonna last and that it’s just right person wrong time. So you learn to deal with it after hours of crying and realize that you would rather see him happy without you, than miserable with you. Love you jonah, but that was really shitty❤️

Omg jonah are you breaking up w me?!

by People who did me dirty April 13, 2022