Jonah

Max's bitch

Person 1: Did you hear about Jonah?
Person 2: Yeah he is Max's bitch.

by BigBoobieLover39 September 14, 2022

Jonah

Jonah is a guy in the closet that comes out via a urban dictionary post. Claps to jonah

Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.

by OhShitHi April 29, 2020

Jonah

ginger AF and ignores you usually when you first see them. especially is there was beef before. jonah’s tend to be good at math and play sports they literally hate. (SPEEDOS) also has no eyebrows but pretty chill sometimes and has an odd friend group.

girl1 - “hey look there’s jonah, im pretty sure he’s good at math”
girl2 - “oh is he asian?”
girl1 - “nah he’s gotta be irish he’s ginger”

by daddybella02 February 15, 2022

Jonah

Jonah apple seed
Sc Jonahgebear

When you have to do this because of a dare “Jonah”

by Stillrisky August 13, 2022

Jonah

FUCK ME REAL NICE

OH YES JONAH

by ehgjkfekjredfbregaj October 15, 2020

Jonah

hes a little bitch

jonah the name

by negaballslicker October 23, 2023

J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."

Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.

by Vashta_Nerada July 06, 2023