Jenish

someone who is good at math but has no social graces

Jenish won millions of dollars at the casino but could not get a girl.

by Spldk November 28, 2010

jerish

An eccentric, flamboyant person showing sexual appeal while keeping a sociable personality.

That guy is acting so jerish. Look how he behaves around those men!

by Hasslehoff February 25, 2014

Jewish Mechanic

This is a type of mechanic who always uses cheap parts and or "band-aids" the problem at hand.

Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.

by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016

Jewish Milk

The first and last drink of the Milk. either in a gallon or carton.

Will you finish the milk off? I don't drink Jewish Milk

by Cuntnee November 11, 2010

Jewish Carwash

When one receives a "free carwash" from the rain.

Person 1- Hey look it's raining!
Person 2- Yep, its a Jewish Carwash, better get the car out there.

by pillsn June 29, 2013

Jewish Pizza

A shit that you find in your bathroom sink that was left there by your crazy uncle visiting for the holidays after a 4 day heroin binge where he survived off heroin yoohoo pickled sausage and string cheese the whole time

I don't eat jewish pizza first thing in the morning...

by AronBeachSide May 15, 2015

Kehillah Jewish High School

A bunch of druggies whose parents pay 30,000 dollars a year for a college level education. To bad all the people are too focused on getting high on drugs and the social ladder. Everyone is fake, nobody likes anybody and yet somehow everyday is filled with smiles and laughter (especially when there are shadows). Oh and all your personal information is known to every student and teacher and is known usually faster than you do yourself.

people get regular extension on homeworks and tests. People talk behind everyones back. At kehillah Jewish High School, everyone appears to love one another but truly they dont. People at kehillah think they are better than any other school. (only because they are sheltered and have never experianced anything else) people at kehillah are dumb.

by Anonymous2168 April 14, 2008