jacob

A man who is depressed and has an 8 inch strapon up his arse and he is also wearing one, he can also never get a woman. HE IS 420 ASIAN.

Your such a jacob

by NICE KUNT November 27, 2016

Jacob

A Ginger who thinks he can pull but only has a 3 inch hard penis.

Who is that ugly kid?

That I'd definitely a Jacob

by chasjdr2002 February 8, 2017

Jacob

A little gay ass squirt

"I'm a little gay ass squirt" Jacob Buys

by Jerald hitchenson September 23, 2016

jacob

Jacob is a man whore who sends dick pic to every single girl he knows. He's whiter then snow and his pubes are blonde. His voice is as squeaky as a mouse. And he's liked every single girl and boy at least 4 times. He's desperate and he'd probably date a 1st grader if she/he liked him. He's anorexic and his dick is the size of a thumb tack.

Guy #1: Dude did you see Jacob whites dick pics? It's so small!

Guy #2: Ya I know! And his pubes are blonde like wtf! Obviously he hasn't hit puberty!

by Cheeselicker13579 February 8, 2017

Jacob

A absolute fuck boy has with a tiny ass dick loves deep throat and anal sex and drives a yellow 400

Jacobs a queer

by That one guy 11 August 14, 2016

Jacob

Jacob is the most kind guy you will ever meet, his eyes are blue like the sky and you can look at them for ever. His smile is so beautiful you will 100% fall in love with it. Plus he's really good in bed and has a big dick

Jacob is so good in bed that i had to change my sheets

by Pepsi-Coka November 6, 2019

Jacob

Very Flakey, says he has Psoriasis, touches himself on the daily, has a disease known as MicroPenis, terrible in bed, but he is the greatest whale in the hood.

Jacob you are a very large whale, but we love you!

by PoopieFace9111 March 8, 2017