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Internet Bats

When your computer or laptop begins to malfunction whilst on the internet, rather by strange and unusual noises, popups, or just turning off. All the work of the dreaded Internet Bats.
Last night my computer got attacked by Internet Bats, my whole internet turned off.
by Adredi April 18, 2009
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Internet Psychologist

An individual, often pretentious, that takes huge leaps of logic in order to claim an understanding of the real-world persona of someone they come in contact with through the internet. This is usually in an argument or debate, as internet psychologists usually love to think they are right about everything.

They have a tendency to point out things that people say and use them as evidence to "prove" they are a certain way in real life. Often, they are wrong, as they tend to stretch the truth of the facts they are given to fit a negative image of the person they are "evaluating" and just come across looking like complete tools.
Internet Psychologist: You're obviously someone ugly who can't get a girl and is trying to downplay it by saying you don't think this attractive girl is attractive.

Normal Person: Dude, all I said was that I personally am not into redheads. Stop being an internet psychologist.
by Glamoiglia November 30, 2011
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Internet spaceships

It's serious fucking business. Get yo shit togheter.
noob: sry guise ive to go lunch wid my wifey
CEO: Sweet semen of baby jesus, Internet Spaceships are serious business, divorce her and improve the pew pew!
by LulzShip November 9, 2012
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Greenfield International School

Greenfield International School aka GIS pronounced 'jizz' by the students. Absolute pigsty. Crappy little school in the middle of Dubai. All the students are genuinely depressed, a good 50% are definitely sociopaths. The other 50% are either nicotine addicts that hide out in the bathroom, try-hards that tear up over getting a level 6, chamaks who think they're the shit cause they know how to use the word wallah, or all of the above. If you go to Greenfield, I'm sorry I know it's hard. I would say you can get through it if you stay strong, but even that probably won't help much. But we're all in it for the education, right!? (not that the education's any good either).
"Yeah I go to that shithole Greenfield International School"
"Oh my god you poor thing. Sit down, have some water"
by sk8rthot April 19, 2020
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The international michigun day

The international michigun day is the day where michigun, the triple spike master, and the legend died... It's a sad day for the geometry dash community, may he find peace in heaven... And always jump over the triple spikes ∆∆∆
Dasher: it's the international michigun day today 😔
Friend: why are you sad?
Dasher: because the geometry dash legend, michigun died today...
Friend: oh damn, that sucks :(
Dasher: it does... May he find peace in heaven...
by TheDash8282 March 30, 2021
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iJazzy Classical (Internet Radio Station)

iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station located in Port-au-Prince, the capital of Haiti. The internet radio station operating under the name of iJazzy Classical is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%). So iJazzy Classical broadcast 100% Jazz live on air and across the internet. The internet radio station' slogan is known as 'iJazzy Keeps You In Good Mood' and it has reached out million of listeners and stream play worldwide.
Are you aware that iJazzy Classical (Internet Radio Station) is Haiti' only Jazz radio station and one of the country' most popular radio stations owned by Werley Nortreus (60%) and Ceraphin Radio Network (40%)?
by Jacob Martinique June 10, 2019
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internet rape

when one instant messages somebody, and unknowing to the other person, begins jerking it in conversation
a man had 15 IM windows open, and was jerking it, therefore he internet raped 15 people..
by GILIITCIH December 1, 2003
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