'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them
by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019
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by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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Maddy is such an Instagram bitch. We all know she's at home doing nothing and not on a yacht with Elon Musk.
by Junkyard Pirate February 8, 2022
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My friend has Instagram reels syndrome. She has been laughing hysterically at the word "fart" being played over "fly me to the moon" for 5 minutes.
by Josiah cafè February 1, 2024
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Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.
by SocialMediaCritic December 16, 2023
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