A cynanide pill that eventually eats you out with with depression, anxiety and eating disorders. Despite being a "social" media, it is known to cause chronic loneliness and even suicides, especially among young adults and teenagers.
Influencer: OMG, I just fucked my boyfriend and made millions on OnlyFans!! I can't wait to post my vlog on Instagram!
Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.
Me: Why does everyone seem to have a perfect lifestyle on Instagram.
by SocialMediaCritic December 16, 2023
Get the Instagram mug.Jake let his girlfriend post on instagram for the whole world to see her massive knockers in a bikini. The next week Asher fucked her brains out.
Nice Job Jake!
Nice Job Jake!
by btcterms March 30, 2023
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“Brittany, I look terrible in your Instagram picture and you look great? That’s such
selfish-instagraming?”
selfish-instagraming?”
by Tompikapp January 28, 2019
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Our feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of attention created by one particular comment. At the moment we consider this merely an Instagram thesis.
by Purple-font November 11, 2021
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Get the instagram 6 mug.most trashiest, dirties, stinky flop you'll ever see. hates successful people because she's jealous of them. block her when you make a new account.
by kalo_kurva (stan loona) November 24, 2021
Get the instagram mug.The coolest new wave of punk subculture which involves posting yourself in the classic 70s punk style, wearing extravagant makeup, piercings and untamed hair dyed into unnatural colours. Side by side, Instagram punks and the scene subculture are very similar, with one being the lovechild of techno and emo culture, and the other being the love child of social media narcissism and your dad’s (or lack thereof) music collection.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.
Girl: I like your Sex Pistols shirt, I had a boyfriend that looked exactly like Sid Viscious.
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?
by Famian March 10, 2019
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