HYPOCRITE

isa. its isa. thats your fucking answer.

person two: imagine playing on mobile
person one: yeah, the game controls are all over the place so i'll agree with you
person two: stfu man no one asked you to talk
person three: no one asked you to either
person three: fucking hypocrite

by someone called mura May 17, 2022

Hypocrite

@goji_fan_54 on Instagram

Hypocrite: Man why do people even like -Random Thing- it’s so dumb I don’t like it so it’s awful

Guy 1: idk I just don’t like -other random thing- it just wasn’t very good and -

Hypocrite : bruh tf is wrong with you why can’t you just let people enjoy stuff smh my head

by Dinosaur’s May 17, 2020

Hypocrite

Mitch McConnell

Mitch McConnell’s decisions on Supreme Court justice confirmations during election years, he’s such a hypocrite.

by Stotheevo September 18, 2020

Fart hypocrite

Someone who is disgusting or annoyed when other farts, but has no shame in doing it themselves.

Timmy "Bro, your fart is disgusting"
Jimmy "sorry dude"
A few minutes later...
Jimmy "dude, you farted whilst I was yawning dude, I can taste it"
Timmy "hehe"
Jimmy "Fart hypocrite!"

by Whiffo July 20, 2025

Hypocrite

People who got angry at anyone who spoiled Infinity War, but are posting spoilers themself after they saw the film.

Hypocrite: I kill anyone who spoils IW.
- After seeing the movie -
Hypocrite: It's crazy when X happnes to Y in IW.

by thia_lynd May 7, 2018

Schrodinger's Hypocrite

A person who will pretend to openly support an organization or movement, but will badmouth said organization or movement in secret.

"I'm not supporting BLM because they're important. I'm doing it for the clout!"

"Dude...F**k off. You're such a Schrodinger's Hypocrite."

by Pistachio_mess December 21, 2020

Hypocrite

Shawn

Shawn’s a hypocrite....

by Sunny’s February 11, 2019