Horizontal Engineering (noun):
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
A playful Kenyan slang term describing the art of navigating life’s challenges using charm, strategic companionship, and “soft power” techniques conducted mostly in horizontal positions. It’s less about blueprints and more about bedsheets.
Someone seems to be levelling up in life mysteriously fast, and the streets start whispering, “It’s not hustle, it’s horizontal engineering.”
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"In some parts of Southeast Asia, a walk through the fields can be a real minefield of 'Oriental Flowers,' though thankfully, they rarely have much of a fragrance."
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When a woman is lying on the bed on her back with her head hanging over the side. The man is able to insert his dick up to the base in her mouth and down her throat, similar to a professional sword swallower
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by James the Jimmy August 27, 2009
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No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
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That biker has reverse horizontal napoleon complex, he thinks he is big and bad because he weighs 300 pounds.
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