A handjob given without the aid of lubricant, as one might expect when trading a hobo crack for sexual stimulation.
"We were trying to keep it quiet, so she just gave me a hobo handjob. My dick's still chaffed!"
"Hold it, bitch! Are you trying to start a fucking fire with that Hobo Handjob??"?
"Hold it, bitch! Are you trying to start a fucking fire with that Hobo Handjob??"?
by hjlarry November 30, 2009
Get the hobo handjobmug. Any person who repeatedly contributes to street-side beggars, despite the fact that though the sign says "hungry. war vet. need food.", everyone knows and understands that any cent given will go directly to cheap vodka.
by Fig_Newton December 17, 2008
Get the Hobo Whoremug. In computer science, Hobo Sort is a search algorithm (much like Bubble Sort, Merge Sort or Quick Sort) that applies a random and blind search of any arbitrarily sized dataset. Much like a drunken hobo rummaging through a dumpster, search is extremely inefficient, there is no set methodology in search, previously search items may end up being searched again, and search results are not always guaranteed. Additionally, the search algorithm may also fail due to drunkenness, drugs, or other impairment-inducing events.
by rice_cake1 September 14, 2012
Get the Hobo Sortmug. Person 1: That hobo is wearing the same outfit Lindsay Lohan was wearing at the Awards ceremony yesterday.
Person 2: Well he's a Go Hobo
Person 2: Well he's a Go Hobo
by EmeDinero May 7, 2013
Get the Go Hobomug. by Hobo Stu January 24, 2003
Get the hobo stumug. A speaking style that generally includes unintelligible shouting, nonsensical word combinations and inappropriate/scary laughing sequences. Hobo diction is generally delivered in a slurred, raspy and vaguely upbeat tone.
He seemed somewhat normal in appearance, but his hobo diction revealed that he wasn't and that it was time for us to change subway cars.
by Jules7575 May 16, 2008
Get the hobo dictionmug. by Bobblehat January 17, 2015
Get the Hobo Copmug.