coat hanger

markus

“bro markus is such a coat hanger for kaylee”

by yeayeayeaboyyy April 11, 2022

donny hanger

self explanatory. someone who hangs out at westfield doncaster bus stops or shopping centre usually after school on a friday with their ‘boys’ or with the popular junkie girls. a description on their appearance for chicks is-slutty short crop top with grey cuffed trackies and either white air forces or air max 90s and for the boys: anything paired with a nike tech fleece jacket, a satchel and any fucken popular shoe (who can be fucked naming em all there’s about 10 of em). if they’re not at bustops they’re at the employees smoke doors which they call smokers smoking their mummy’s cigarettes getting kicked out of their followed by security which know their whole life story because they hang out their so fucken much.

jeff: hey bro you kicking it at donny after school???

sam: yea cuz of course do u even have to ask

jeff: true bro true, aye can u pass me dart?
sam: ye only because you’re a donny hanger like me

by shuuucuzzyshuuu February 6, 2019

dual scrotum hanger

A male patron of any local watering hole, first, jumps up on a pool table, then proceeds to drop his trousers and undies, thus exposing his rear end and undercarriage in all their glory. Friends and fellow patrons respond with laughter, delight, and words of encouragement for a job well done.

"Man, that was the best dual scrotum hanger I've ever witnessed. That far surpassed the single scrotum hanger from yesterday's happy hour!"

by Stimy June 13, 2008

Coat Hanger Divorce

A married woman discovers she is pregnant just before filing for divorce from a troubled marriage. To leave the marriage with minimal complications, she opts for a quiet abortion before her husband becomes aware of the pregnancy.

Gina just found out that Nick is cheating on her again, she needs to get a Coat Hanger Divorce.

by WordSmithComedy August 27, 2025

cliff hanger

Little dried up clumps of shit that cling onto your arse hair

Ben: There was no toilet paper in that toilet’
Dover: ‘Err, you’ll have dirty cliff hangers you scruff’

by ImNightLightKidsTurnMeOn March 2, 2020

titty hangers

The bumps you get when you shirts or sweaters have been hanging too long.

Man, I didn't realize this shirt had titty hangers, ugh!

by Ruralrowboy June 16, 2016

alabama cliff hanger

A male hangs on an object, and the femal is under the male, while the male is taking a shat, to which the girl then bites off the feces halfway through his shat

I just scored last night! I got to do the Alabama cliff hanger with this $2 hooker!

by The chainwaxers January 12, 2018