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tent of hookers

When you can spend $2,400 to buy a lot of hookers at the same time.
Hey! I got my stimmy from daddy biden. I’m gonna get a tent of hookers.
by Merriam mf Webster May 11, 2021
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Hooker Nook

A small enclave in which prostitutes or streetwalkers shield themselves from the elements while at their place of work.

Normally found in dark alleys throughout countries of colder climates- namely Northern USA, Canada and English-speaking Northern Europe
"It's freezing, this blizzard is terrifying"
"Shield yourself in a hooker nook!"
by lechevres November 16, 2011
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Hooker sparkles

After trying on prom dresses, there was hooker sparkles all over the place.
by Old Greg Schip September 27, 2019
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hooker room

A cheap hotel room purchased for the specific purpose of having sexual relations with prostitutes. Another hotel room is used to house all personal belongings, keeping them safe from possible theft.
Tell that whore we're staying in room 3615 at Excalibur, that's my hooker room for the weekend. The last call girl I brought up to my suite at the Cosmo stole $1,000, my laptop and the remote for the TV. I'll be damned if I get charged another fee for a missing remote!
by ewphewpew December 1, 2015
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Hooker's Toothbrush

An act, usually done after a night of partying or vomiting, that involves a person gargling or swishing alcohol to clean one's mouth. The stronger the alcohol, the better. Vodka is typically used, but can be used with any drink.
Tina was too hungover to clean herself up, so she used a hooker's toothbrush to freshen up.
by Peace_Dollar23 March 19, 2018
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Hylian hooker

a woman that offers her services in the magical world of hyrule
Link:"Hey zelda how much for your royal presence?"
Zelda:"Whaaaaa? leave me, I ain't no hylian hooker"
by Creamytart12 November 5, 2014
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Hookers and cocaine

Interviewer : what would you do if you won the Powerball
Man: Hookers and cocaine
by Pushing Boulder September 25, 2023
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