hickory haircut

When a cop whacks somebody on the head with his night stick

The cops gave all the Baltimore rioters a nice hickory haircut

by Robbins Mitchell April 29, 2015

thong haircut

It refers to Donald Trump's unusual hairstyle...named as such because it barely covers the asshole, Can also be used as a derisive. term for a Trump supporter in general.

My neighbor admires the Donald so much , he went out and got a thong haircut

by Simon Trinculo June 16, 2024

Expensive Haircut

A term used to describe chemotherapy.

Gosh, that sucks that you had to get an expensive haircut.

by mtrey June 8, 2021

Dick-Sucking Haircut

A haircut often seen on subs in gay porn. It looks like some BTS head-ass haircut. It's like a bowl cut, between ASIAN and EDGAR

"This haircut makes me look like I'm good at sucking DICK!!!" - Lorenzo, who has a dick-sucking haircut.

by Floofy.exe January 9, 2024

orange county haircut

the haircut that defines an orange county mom

"it took some time but she finally adopted the orange county haircut."

by totally not emily May 20, 2019

A Barbershop Haircut That Costs A Quarter

The iconic phrase from the song King of New York from the musical Newsies

It went viral when a guy sang it and did such a good job that everyone loved it.

My very own bed and an Indoor Toilet, A barbershop haircut that costs a quarter!

by TheOneAndOnlyHersheyTheSnake November 16, 2025

Zach Haircut

The completion of a male ejaculation upon the scalp of another male, particularly on a man with soft bones.

Randy spent most of his morning daydreaming of leaving Keith with a healthy Zach Haircut after their date that evening.

by Ballrock November 29, 2016