to grease

To accomplish something in a non-standard and usually underhanded way.

After a student misses an entire semester of class, lies about the reason, and then ends up getting an A anyway.

I can't believe you were allowed to grease the system like that.

by Tulane '07 July 25, 2006

grease magnet

A phrase derived from the flash movie "The Demented Cartoon Movie" that, directly after being said, causes the Earth to spontaniously explode.

Boy (wearing a propeller hat and holding a small cannon): "Grease Magnet!"

- Camera zooms out to veiw the Earth, which then explodes.

by EskimoBob4Ever July 26, 2006

geisted

verb; transitive; usually used in the passive voice: murdered, pwned, robbed, used, derided, smacked, taken advantage of, vitiated.

pronounced: geese•ted

that fool got geisted . . .

by mikey-tears December 18, 2006

Greasing the Lanes

Simply put, Masturbating. Can be used in a masculine or feminine form.

After Dan was done with his new playboy, he felt like greasing the lanes.

by Jeremy and Mike August 22, 2007

Grease Rocket

Anything bought at a fast food joint. A greasy hamburger or a nasty burrito.

We went to The King and get some grease rockets after a night of heavy drinking.

by rjalex74 May 24, 2007

Geishal

Jizzing on a geisha's face.

I traveled to the Japanese countryside and gave my geisha tour guide a geishal.

by General Yamamoto December 29, 2007

greaseburgers

a cheese burger that is so greasy the cheese is wet and slimy and the grease is saturated through the bun and wrapper, usually served by pimplefesters who work at crackdonalds

Hello pimplefester how many crackdonald's greaseburgers do I have to eat to get a complexion like yours?

well you can eat 3 or rub one directly on the skin.

by Magic Mocha September 17, 2010