Quindarious Gooch

UNLAWFUL POSS. OF MARIJUANA

Quindarious Gooch aggressively raped bless.

by sexualattractiontowardsjewmen March 18, 2022

skeeter gooch

An obsessive stalker with exactly all the opposite of what a person they are stalking would consider someone worth hanging out with by choice.however they do this on purpose cause they are seriously super geniuses acting those ridiculously undesirable ways that they created for one individual personally different for everyone.worst part is,you won't know what you did you can't see them and cannot shake them off any time with anything can't hurt their feelings unless they pretend you did but with something that you say that the fake emotional reaction reacted on and you can't find them to poke out an eye and they won't hesitate to remind you that you missed a spot shaving your ass crack last night..in other words the new age best friend you learn to jerk off too that's all you can do....

I DIDNT DO ANYTHING TO THAT SKEETER GOOCH!!!I SWEAR MAN!!!why do I have to deal with stage 10 clincher!!!

by NACuvSRO November 30, 2020

Gooch noogie

Just like it sounds, a noogie on your gooch. Usually performed during sexual intercourse to heighten sensation of the male orgasm.

“Bro, last night my girlfriend ran her nuckles across my gooch like an olde tyme washboard! It was the best gooch noogie I’ve ever had!”

by KyTrCh January 12, 2021

Gooch Monkey

1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches

2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance

1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"

2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."

by Gangstablu January 5, 2011

smooth gooch

The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.

After I smooth gooched my girl friend, I had no problem with going downstairs.

by imaboy5117 May 17, 2011

gooch licker

a person who licks guys gooches (The spot between the balls and the ass)

Eddy Amato licks gooches ( he's a fag)

by Dion,sam,dean May 7, 2003

gooch cheese

Gooch cheese is the delicious sludge that drips from a sweaty grundle.

Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.

by scodder July 22, 2010