by Hato September 02, 2012
FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?
SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently
SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently
by glovestain December 04, 2018
The affliction whereby you have no hair on any part of your body, save of course, your gooch. It thereby forms a long, wispy, dry, itchy, gandalfian beard between your genitalia and cinnamon ring.
Adam: I bet Holly gets cold, she has no hair anywhere on her body
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
Josh: Nah man, shes got a wicked wizard gooch that she can wrap up to form an itchy hair thong
by Raptorcocksucker July 01, 2013
1. (Noun) An individual with a fetish for gooches
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
2. (Noun) An individual who has had someone's hairy gooch rubbed all over their face, creating a hairy monkey-like appearance
1. "Did you see that guy staring at my Gooch?!?!"
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
"Yeah! He must have been a Gooch Monkey!!!"
2."That cheap hooker was a Gooch Monkey after I was through with her."
by Gangstablu January 04, 2011
The process of smoothing ones gooch or taint be repeatedly rubbing an erect penis onto the gooch or taint.
by imaboy5117 April 26, 2011
by Dion,sam,dean May 08, 2003
Mike asked his friend Geoff to bend over so that he could harvest his gooch cheese for a delicious grilled gooch cheese sandwich.
by scodder July 21, 2010