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Lenger goal

*Man scores goal*

Mandem: jeeeeezzzz fam that was a Lenger goal blud
by Lengerswimming November 22, 2022
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Goal

A goal is fuking unachievable. Dont waste ur time. Utilise it to masturbate
by Mongoosus69 November 11, 2022
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couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val
have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!
by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021
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fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh
jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao
by mesa727 June 23, 2023
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Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick
Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”
by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018
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American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.
Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.
by jfalexander July 7, 2010
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#goals

To emphasise goals with. # usually posted on social media when it's New Year day and you have done so much belter!!!
#goals omg no one liked my #goals status

#goals #poofinger
You have to have #goals #chinopeepee # #alriiight!!
by Chogey Princess October 12, 2016
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