Geographical Goats 

Geography for goats: a classroom exclusively for goats who have no place in this world and should really be eliminated ASAP but oh well especially if you are wallowing in self pity and have no place in art and your art teacher shoves you in the bin with your failed project/life and you just wanna be with your friend in a goat classroom with no other people/creatures/socially acceptable things and although someone will still probably come destroy the goat classroom to get rid of us i really like it because i am a goat

Dave: Did you manage to join the geographical goats classroom on quizlet?
Barry: Nah bro it's super exclusive, like only members or something.
Dave: Mad I know, i'm going to keep trying tho

Geographical Goats by DaveGave May 17, 2019

Pulling Your Goalie 

to masturbate

I see we caught you pulling your goalie after practice eh?

Pulling Your Goalie by Aroused Coach July 5, 2009

Goatseed 

When you see an open anus without wanting to see an open anus.

Hey guys I don't know if I should say this, but Jared goatseeded Me last night!

Goatseed by Swagerdick420 June 3, 2018

goatse 

Website featuring a picture of a man practising anal stretching. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. This man is not a hermaphrodite.

(in, say, iSketch) Player draws a picture of a man stretching his anus.

Other players: 'Oh God... another Goatse fan.'

goatse by WCD September 16, 2005

Goatsar 

verb

Like the spanish Verb congugations

goatsar is To goatse someone


goatso is i goatse
goatas is you goatse
goatsa is he she or they goatse
goatsamos we goatse
goatsan is he she they plural

Me gusta goatsar me amigo Cole quién amores bromean

(I like to goatse my frined cole who loves kids)

Goatsar by Sloth November 27, 2004

Musty Goaltender 

When you go down on the woman and her underwear maybe should have been changed a few days ago.

Ouch, I went down on Alison Hannigan and there was a musty goaltender down there last night.

Musty Goaltender by ski9600 September 1, 2009

goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole

I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad

goatseal by HJmoney September 2, 2019