Lenger goal

when da mandem score a mad ting

*Man scores goal*

Mandem: jeeeeezzzz fam that was a Lenger goal blud

by Lengerswimming November 22, 2022

Goal

Unachievable

A goal is fuking unachievable. Dont waste ur time. Utilise it to masturbate

by Mongoosus69 November 11, 2022

couple goals

clay and sara (the two most in love people you'll ever meet)
- by val

have u seen clay and sara? they're literally couple goals!!

by dracomalfoyswifey October 13, 2021

fart hole goal extreme hard

john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide is a carazy guyh

jacob 2: yall eerv see john carl todd, otherwise known as carl suicide? ii heard he has a fart hole goal extreme hard
shayanne: no lmao

by mesa727 June 23, 2023

Scoring On The Wrong Goal

When you get so drunk you end up fucking a guy instead of a chick

Scoring On The Wrong Goal: “Did your roommate hook up with his girl last night?” “No he got too hammered and scored on the wrong goal.”

by YeetThyMeat October 26, 2018

American goal

A soccer term describing one of three events:

1. A team scores a goal it doesn't deserve.

2. A team scores a goal in the literal last minute of the game.

3. A team scores a goal and has it disqualified for absolutely no reason.

Can also be used to describe achievements outside of soccer. Based on the USA team's 2010 World Cup performance.

Example:
Ghana could not score the American goal with a penalty kick during overtime, and lost the match to Uruguay in the penalty shoot out.

Example:
Bill: That new supervisor is an idiot. How'd he get this job?

Ted: He's the boss's son.

Bill: Way to score an American goal.

by jfalexander July 7, 2010

#goals

To emphasise goals with. # usually posted on social media when it's New Year day and you have done so much belter!!!

#goals omg no one liked my #goals status

#goals #poofinger
You have to have #goals #chinopeepee # #alriiight!!

by Chogey Princess October 12, 2016