gentleman’s garnish

when you put your dick in someone’s drink and the balls hangs outside against the glass

beach dad chad provided the girl with a gentleman’s garnish after a long night of drinking that seemed to go nowhere

by Mikhalla December 28, 2022

Gentleman’s welcome

First wank of the morning.

First early morning masturbation session

He woke early and decided to give himself a gentleman’s welcome.

by BombTBomb April 23, 2021

Gentleman's Wishbone

Occurs when two men are double penetrating one lucky lady only to have their ball hair tangle and need to be removed by rapidly pulling away. Only one may win, leaving the other too tender to continue. To the winner go the spoils.

The 3 way was all fun and games until we found ourselves tethered by the gentleman's wishbone.

by Cooltron69 December 7, 2017

Gentleman jerkoff

When you masturbate with your hand, but leave your pinky open. British tea drinking style.

"Holy shit he's so entitled that he does the gentleman jerkoff to himself"

by Gentleman jerkoff August 8, 2020

Lunch Gentleman

A Lunch Gentleman is a male lunch lady. Since males aren't ladies of course, they are considered Lunch Gentlemen. They do most of the same things lunch ladies do, and normally get jobs in schools that provide lunch.

"Hey, you know that lunch lady over there? He serves horrible food."
"AHEM, IT'S LUNCH GENTLEMAN TO YOU MISTER."

by OiSlumai October 21, 2020

Gentleman's Paste

Cum.

"Here comes my Gentleman's Paste. all over yer face."

by _TryCatch May 11, 2016

Gentleman's Tournament

A beer pong tournament in which teams dress up in formal attire. The rules are very basic, allowing no re-racks, no bounce shots, no bring backs, and always having a chance for rebuttal. Generally, the classiest dressed gets recognition as there is humor in those who over do it.

Guy 1: "Who won the Gentleman's Tournament last week?"

Guy 2: "The team with the monocles."

by ThatGuy20 May 8, 2012