Geezius

Someone so totally uber smart that he/she makes other geniuses go "geez!" and is known to temporarily elude description due to his/her awesomeness

Genius #1 "That dude got 350 in an exam marked out of a 100

Genius #2 "yeah and I hear he can devide by zero, during sleep"

Genius #3 "Geezius!"

Non-Genius "blasphemy is not cool dude, not cool"

by Baniroquai Rewo May 21, 2011

barcardi geezer

a man who thinks he is ahem "well 'ard" but drinks alcopops and such like.
may also adopt leaning pose to emphasise gayness
is often stereotypical of a gay chav

uz (u is) a barcardi geezer innit m8

by amberw1990 January 31, 2007

Bacardi Geezer

A gentleman of the girly drink persuasion, possibly also of dubious sexual orientation

"I couldn't believe it! Quentin ordered a Woo Woo in that last round - he's a right Bacardi geezer"!

by Kilostream October 9, 2008

geezer

According to Albert Goldman's biography on Lenny Bruce, it's the needle (or the whole device) that you use to push heroin into your blood.

(The book was originally written in the seventies and probably uses words in a not really wide-spread understanding.)

"...murmured old junkie devil Joe as he slipped the geezer into Lenny's tattooed left arm." (p. 141)

by jedentagberlin-tk June 7, 2009

Geeza

Stringeeeeeeeeeey

I wish I was a stringeeeeeeeeeey geeza.

by Clarkeeeeeey June 20, 2016

diamond geezer

one skilled at rolling "the diamond" a marijuana cigarette rolled in an artistic fashion, as such to create a diamond shape with three joints lashed together using the gums from papes.

originated in the joint rollers handbook, published in the UK

after rolling your first diamond, you're a diamond geezer.

by protocoldroid June 17, 2004

geezered

Being passed in a race by another competitor much older than you.

I thought I was doing really well in the hill climb until I got geezered by a 65 year old on a piece of crap bike.

by kingofbanff May 24, 2010