day in which it is Greg's responsibility to throw away lunch table trash (trays, bottles and cans, wrappers, potions-usually made in milk cartons, half-eaten main lunch, left over pieces of bosco sticks, Shayna's crusts); greg's day is celebrated every day but tends to elicit controversy among lunch table members and the deans (cupcakes thrown at faces, bottled water showered about, styrofoam lunch trays flung in aggravation)
Becky: Damn, I really don't want to have to throw away all this gross ass american-chop-suey I didn't eat.
Jen: Don't worry about it! It's Greg's Day!
Becky: (shoves tray filled with gross ass american-chop-suey in front of Greg before running at the sound of the bell.)
Jen: Don't worry about it! It's Greg's Day!
Becky: (shoves tray filled with gross ass american-chop-suey in front of Greg before running at the sound of the bell.)
by Liam Mandeville January 03, 2009
greg heffley is a goddamn sociopath that basically carries around rowley jefforson as fucking dead meat and wants to fuck heather hills and becky anton at the same time for a threesome
Greg Heffley: hi im greg
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo
Charli Damelio: stfu bozo ratio your whole life you fatherless piece of shit go die in a hole bozo
by yorikeh September 25, 2021
The shithole governor of Texas who took away reproductive rights, passed anti-trans legislation, and signed a voter suppression bill to make up for any votes lost due to the other extreme and unpopular policies.
"OMG, you're Greg Abbott! Why would you sign a law telling women whether they can have abortions or not? That makes you a douche!"
by Fluthy March 19, 2022
God
Peter Greg is a mix between Peter Griffin of family guy and Greg Heffley of diary of a wimpy kid.
Peter Greg is a mix between Peter Griffin of family guy and Greg Heffley of diary of a wimpy kid.
by Greg Heffly's dummy thicc ass February 19, 2019
by RoadSmasher420 May 09, 2020
by Lady Tsunade March 21, 2017