fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate 

her name might be amber, or ashley. but like basically they eat all your food and don't offer you any, call themselves fat when you weigh thirty more pounds than them, and cuss at you to get out of the room because you were too noisy at one in the morning when really, it's eleven and YOU'RE ACTUALLY HIGH, DRUNK, AND GROSS YOU DUMB STUPID FUCK WHORE. yeah. need i go any further?

i.e. also known as a whoremate

whoremate: OMG, i have no food so i will eat all of yours and not give YOU any when YOU are hungry. i will also take all your printer ink AND paper and not pay for it. i will also die in the pits of hell when murder becomes legalized.

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate

fucking bitch ass whore for a roommate by lalai'm asian May 16, 2010

Christ on a fucking cracker 

Used as an outburst of anger or frustration, or as an exclamation. Often used to refer to weed, or the weather.

Mr. Wiggles takes a huge hit of marijuana and then is unable to hold in the smoke, coughing and choking.
He would say afterwards, "Christ on a fucking cracker!" referring to the smoke.

or

Mr. Wiggles steps outside to get a breath of fresh air.
He would say, "Christ on a fucking cracker it's cold out!"

Christ on a fucking cracker by its_tator November 6, 2006

Pull a Fucking Katman 

The act of getting extremely pissed over something incredibly minute.

Tyler: Dude, dude, Jake, is your wife's name gonna be Magnesium?

Jake: FUCK YOU TYLER, I FUCKING HATE YOU KID!

Tyler: WOW! Way to pull a fucking Katman there, buddy!

Pull a Fucking Katman by R-Holt7117 September 27, 2008

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

A Fucking Stick 

Something meant to look like a Hidden Immunity idol from Survivor. Made by Ozzy Lusth, taken by Jason Siska, and named by Eliza Orlin's iconic quote.

Eliza: DUDE, IT'S A FUCKING STICK!

A Fucking Stick by Birdyツ March 6, 2019

Lemme get a fucking uhhhh... 

The sentence everyone mutters when they're drunk. Typically takes place in a food chain. This sentence is said when it is our turn to order and can't decide on what to get.

Mcdonalds Employee: Hi what can I get for you?
Me (drunk): Yeah, Lemme get a fucking uhhhh...

Lemme get a fucking uhhhh... by Skippy boi October 11, 2019

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob 

get frank a gf and watch as they break up a week later

Wow Frank Has A Gf,Oh They Broke Up. National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob

National Get Frank A Fucking Gf Cause Hes A Big Piece Of Dog Shit And No One Likes Him Prob by I hate frank November 11, 2021