International fuck Jordan's bitch day

march the 16 is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch

"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!

by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025

National fuck an Xbox day

The day where you lose a game of modern warfare 2 and you get have the urge to go fuck your Xbox!

Good morning! It’s National fuck an Xbox day!

by Nationaldays13 August 28, 2023

Fuck a frog day!

On April 12th, who ever poses as a frog, you get to penetrate them in the ass for as long as you want!

hey its April 12th, Fuck a frog day!

by Fuckfrogsday April 12, 2022

National Fuck Your Partner Day

July 2nd - National Fuck Your Partner Day. You get to fuck your partner all day today, No matter what. Dom your wife fellas, July 2nd is Fuck your Partner day.

Chad: "oh, it's July second Jessie, National Fuck Your Partner Day. I get to fuck you all day."

Brenda: "For the last time Jessie is your ex girlfriend, please stop calling me by her name."

Chad: "Can we still fuck?"

Brenda: "lol ya"

by Jschlatt.Schlatt July 1, 2021

fuck gob day

we all hate generic object battle its so gross!!! so hate it. happens any day

"wanna hate gob today man?" "YES YES!!!" "i love fuck gob day."

by gob fan. December 20, 2022

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 25, 2021

fuck derpest rainbow day

on july 19th everyone in the 88.89% furries groupchat has to fuck derpest rainbow because hes a bitch

hey bro did you know its fuck derpest rainbow day

by goobernut69 July 10, 2022