Forgetful vegan

Someone who keeps forgetting that he is acting like he's a vegan..

The Forgetful Vegan......
"Man that sure was good pepperoni piz... Ahhh FUCK!
- Zach Galifianakis

by Yeahimcoollikethat November 10, 2010

forgift

to show someone who has wronged you that you absolve them with a symbolic token of that forgiveness; that you and they are starting fresh and you bear no malice

Adult: "Why did you give that little girl a new mitten when you know you didn't tear the old one?"

(N) Child: "Because I forgift her!"

by DIYMama May 1, 2011

Forgart

When you fart then forget you've done it, leaving you wondering where that smell is coming from

Frank: What's that smell?!
Nick: You just farted
Frank: Oh I must of forgarted

by Nick_H_Devon January 9, 2015

forgetful jane

Someone who continuously forgets about what they're doing or saying.

Kiana is such a Forgetful Jane.

by Wilsonian18 May 25, 2017

forget me knots

Super hard ass nippples, when you are leaving your girlfriends house and you grab her titties one last time and her nipples get erect... Those are forget me knots

I grabbed her titties and left her with "forget me knots"

by The rechable October 25, 2017

forgewiegen

A person who originates from Forgewood, a small section of Motherwell Scotland associated with drugs and alcohol.

"Yeah he takes drugs"
"What a forgewiegen"

by Htttppppp January 25, 2018

Forgrotten

Food left in the refrigerator for long enough for the owner to forget about it.

I cleaned the fridge out today, there was a lot of forgrotten food in the bottom.

by andfurthermore January 26, 2018