Chub Flubbler

The act of placing ones partially erected penis between the butt cheeks of another person, in similar fashion to the way a hotdog rests loosely inside a bun, then farting upon the penis.

"Sometimes, when my junk is cold and I am too drunk to get it all the way up at the same time, a good Chub Flubbler is just what i need".

by Echo-allstar April 28, 2011

Flibba Flabba

Something that Rev. Al Sharpton says.

Heck no! I'm so mad, I made up some new words! Flibba Flabba! Vezzin poodle! Mellindolly!

by AntmanMike July 22, 2003

Flabbergasted

An indescribable sex act. So lewd that the true definition can never be said, everyone still knows what it means though.

Last night my girlfriend came over to my house, after 70 ounces of vodka i flabbergasted all over her, ruining her new cardigan

by tdotyadunknoe June 24, 2009

Flubberhuster

A synonym for hoe, slut, skank. A rather promiscuous woman.

She is such a flubberhuster!

by PunkRockPrincess January 12, 2005

Flabbergastration

Flabbergasted to the point of gastric results. When a person becomes surprised, or taken "off guard", their reaction is focused in the gastric area; bowel, gas, stomach.

When my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, my resulting flabbergastration caused us to vacate the room.

by Erik the word cleric February 13, 2009

Flabbercrombie

An excessively overweight male sporting a tigh-fitting abercrombie and fitch t-shirt. Key signs denoting a Flabbercrombie are belly portruding from the underside resembling a sweaty muffin, and fat, flabby arms poking from the short sleeves which could be mistaken from overwhelmingly large frankfurters.

Steve: After gaining approximately 40 pounds, I decided to cheer myself with a shoppin trip to Abercrombie and Fitch to purchase a t-shirt.
John: Your t-shirt can barely grip onto your fat, sweaty body, I could even go so far as to say you are an absolute Flabbercrombie.

by shaboi December 15, 2008

flabbergastered

definition: an intense often violent expulsion of fecal material of consisting of a blood/poop mixture caused by the sight of something awesome, amazing, breath taking, etc.

Example: Mike flabbergastered in his pants when he saw a monkey driving a go-kart.

by imahumandictionary July 22, 2010