poo fairy

this is the explanation for one of the most frequent and unwanted body phenomena.
turns out that morning bad breath (a.k.a. halitosis) has nothing to do with bacteria or germs at all.
in the middle of the night, when you're asleep, the poo fairy comes and pays you an unpleasant visit.
you guessed it. she pretty much just lays cable inside your oral cavity.
the result: that stinkyness coming out of your mouth every morning.
what the poo fairy gets out of it is still a mystery. word out there is that she's the tooth fairy's evil twin sister. pure malevolence.

- hey, good morning.
- wow, someone got a visit from the poo fairy last night...

by alasondro April 19, 2010

Fairy boy

Someone who's a cute lil innocent bean (can be any gender) or an insult meaning a boy who is overly feminine but really it works better a complement

"He's so innocent and adorable wot a lil fairy boy"
"He's so feminine and goody-two-shoes what an annoying little fairy boy"

by Andy dandy doodle boi September 23, 2017

Fellatio Fag Fairy queen

One who wears a penis hat that changes colors, wears a green leotard and green ballerina slippers that proceeds to go around sucking the dicks of sleeping males. He is assisted by his two minions the Masturbation Monster & the Sodomizing Sidekick. The trio proceed to violate individuals in every distinguishable manner, thus explaining the mysteries of morning wood & wet dreams.

Brodie returned home to assume his alter ego: the Fellatio Fag fairy queen, where his sole purpose in life along with his accomplices the Sodomizing Sidekick (Diogo) & the Masturbation Monster (Chip) was to suck the dicks of sleeping males. His alternate ego was distinguishable by his calcified tonsils and extra whitened teeth.

by Tronathon August 16, 2006

Blow Fairy

To have the sensation that, while sleeping, feels like someone is performing oral on you. You would swear up and down someone was actually doing it, but when you wake up, there's absolutely no mess leaving you to wonder if you got blown and the fairy cleaned/swallowed the mess.

"Dude, I swear to G** that I got a blow job last night, but there wasn't any cum anywhere."

"Oh, you must have been visited by the Blow Fairy."

by fval321 January 4, 2010

bouncy fairy

An adorable .gif image of a girl covered in a robe, and doing a little hop with a joyful expression, and because of the hop her breasts do a little bounce. Other than that, she comes in a wide variety of hair colors, eye colors, and robe colors.

"I love my bouncy fairy. ^_^ "
-me

by Dave December 9, 2004

Gangrene Fairy

If you are eating baked potatoes, and you come across a potato with a green spot on it, said potato is therefore, a gangrene fairy. NOTE: the green spot may have a few little brown spots on it.

"YUCK!! I JUST ATE A FAT OL' GANGRENE FAIRY!!" *Throws up and dies*

by codyandmatt July 1, 2009

Basement Fairy

A man over the age of 18 that lives in his mothers basement, playing Call of Duty and most likely has an Match.com account. They lack social skills needed to survive in the real world, and their mother threatens them to leave at least once a week. They are usually fans of monster energy drinks and they have their mom drop them Mcdonalds though the laundry shoot. They probably have a website selling mods for ps3 and make about $12 each month. Another thing that can make you a basement dweller is having a World of Warcraft account.

Did you read the biography about the guy who invented World of Warcraft? Yeah, he is a hardcore Basement Fairy.

by Austin Shaheen December 31, 2010