fakie

When a guy is eating a girl out she takes a piss all over his face or in his mouth.

He pissed me off so I gave him a fakie.

by foxontherun December 5, 2004

faerie

A homosexual man or woman.

My friend Ryan is such a faerie that he has sex with men frequently.

by KFCConspiracy September 26, 2006

Fapkin

A guy cums on a napkin then a girl eats the napkin

guy: here enjoy your happy meal with a fapkin

girl: delicious I like those

by Silli Jew July 13, 2017

fakin' the funk

when you say you are going to do something and you don't stick to it

When a shortie says that she isn't gonna show you her hipbones anymore, but she does anyway.

by Anipol May 14, 2005

FARKING

According to a High Times top 100 list I read, Farking is "Farting while fucking on acid".

I was farking last night and Jane began to laugh hysterically...

by the_masked_drummer July 23, 2008

feakins

A computer geek who tries to be in the 'it crowd' by growing a small ginger beard and buying fast cars !!!

Whats that on our face " your such a feakins".

by Captain Sango November 11, 2007

Falking

The Act Of Stalking Someone On Facebook.

Bob: Oh My God, I Just Looked At All Of Janes Pictures On Facebook, And She Is So HOTT!

Bill: Damn Bro, You Were just Falking Her Facebook!

by MrJoshClaps February 4, 2010