fuzzy bastard

A creature of significant fuzzy fur whom is a little shit bastard that you love dearly.

Petey your such a fuzzy bastard! I just love you so much!

by Eewin May 23, 2014

fuzzy altoid

The fuzzy altoid is a strong mint candy, generally covered in combination of lint, desperation, random food crumbs, gravel, hopelessness, and any other purse leavings. Mostly found in the bottom of a 60+ yr Caucasian females purse. Sometimes can be a tasty treat for an unsuspecting grandchild.

Little Billy was hungry and desperate, searching through nana's purse, he ran across a fuzzy altoid. After he ate it, Billy was asked how it tasted. "Like a mint wrapped in mold".

by apafor2 October 15, 2013

fuzzy hump

When you hump a fuzzy stuffed animal or a fuzzy pillow or a fuzzy blanket, etc.

I put a fuzzy hump on this girl yesterday. I laid a fuzzy pillow on her bum and started humping it, it felt good.

by Jk77 January 14, 2018

Fuzzy Notions

A made up word pretentious people use when they can't think of another word to describe a feeling.

Example: "from a managerial standpoint, these productivity numbers are giving me fuzzy notions"

by JPM2014 March 10, 2014

Fuzzy Dolphin

Definitely means weed.
Y'know, party grass

Immediately following the inhalation of 1 dosage of the weeds: "God DAMN! now THAT'S some Fuzzy Dolphin!"

by BrihadDewhamedovic December 24, 2019

fuzzy baby

A baby that is born with excessive pubes

Man she has a fuzzy baby

by Oh ya dadsy May 16, 2018

fuzzy slippers

Ice cream that has melted and been re-frozen.

I found some ice cream in the freezer but it was fuzzy slippers.

by chonk cat January 7, 2011