Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

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Pacifism's prayer: "I will strike you and tell myself it it not normal until I go to sleep."

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 17, 2025

Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Incest (The I Do It Myself Back Smacks): The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025

playing with not myself

helping someone else masturbate

Boy 1: So, what were you doing this weekend?
Boy 2: I was, uh, playing with not myself...

by thatstragic October 8, 2022

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<.7.9.7.6.>I, Angel Jose Robles, Thanks, Raymond Robles, For Inspiring Myself, Angel Jose Robles To Journal My Emotions To Master Becoming A Sociopath<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

killing myself

something people say when they have to do something school related

teacher: we have a pop quiz and later i’m assigning you homework.

person: i’m killing myself

by kazuhasfootstool<33 May 19, 2022

peepee-piss-myself-bitch

What you should want a woman (who will kill you) to call you

Please make me your little peepee-piss-myself-bitch

by make-me-your-bitch September 17, 2022

Myself

Wants to be in urban dictionary to wow friends.

P1: Stop being a Myself.

P2: Wha-

by bamboo73748861 February 2, 2022