Festive liru fucker (real)

HES BACK AND HES CELEBRATING FEELING FESTIVE. HE FUCKS LIRUS. He is a gamer.

Akame (real) (gab) (beta male): lmao hes back
Festive liru fucker (real) (chad): fuck off
Akame (real) (gab) (beta male):*dies*

by the real liru fucker October 11, 2021

Festival Mode

'Festival mode' regarding the state of mind people are in when attending a music festival.

Person 1: "Mate I'm going to get so fucked at Reading - I can't fucking wait!"

Person 2: "Yeah man me too - I'm in complete festival mode!"

by picklerick8 April 19, 2018

Palomosa Festival

If you go, you know.

"Are you even living if you didn’t lose your mind at Palomosa Festival last summer?''

by palomosa June 8, 2025

festivitis

Taking multiple sick days in the run up to Christmas

Half of the team are off with festivitis

by Starlin71 December 5, 2025

Idaho Corn Cum Festival

A mysterious once in a life time event where corn farmers come out from all over the united states to idaho to celebrate this festival. it begins with the smallest (penis length) farmer climbs the 1,400 pound 15 foot copper dildo and then empties his entire prostate onto the crowd of viewers, once that is complete they storm the copper dildo and knock him over and then they stampede him, then cum onto his seizing body. Then, they all gather into a giant corn shaped crowd and they all face the left, each person takes off their pants and then fuck each other in a giant congo line and deplete what little cum they have left over, while each of them eat a sweet corn on the cob, and then once everyone is done eating they stick it into the persons ass that they were fucking. and they spin in a 180 and the person that was infront of them is now facing them then they eat the corn of the cob out their ass.

Dave- "I went to the Idaho Corn Cum Festival recently, it was amazing"
KyleJusChillin- "What the fuck?"

by NotLizard08 July 12, 2025

longitude festival

One of the best music festivals of all time in ireland, if not Europe. It is held at marlay park, Dublin, every July. The acts to perform this year are belters only, central cee, sonny fodera, david guetta, aj tracey, 50 cent, blk and more to be announced. This year it’ll be on the 5th and 6th of July. Get your tickets at longitude.ie

‘What do you think is the greatest concert of this era?'

'Even though it is not a concert, longitude festival by far.'

by glubglubglubglub January 27, 2025

Fortnite Festival

A rhythm game developed by Harmonix, creators of the Rock Band games, for Fortnite. Has a wide variety of songs from Metallica to Chappell Roan to Lil Uzi Vert and many more.

Person 1 "Hey, you play Fortnite Festival?"

Person 2 "Yeah I do, I love playing songs like Through The Fire And Flames, Free Bird, and Paradise City on lead!"

by cattlephyscia September 20, 2025