homemade elevator

An elevator that you make yourself.

I am a homemade elevator.

by HomemadeElebator August 26, 2023

elevator mischief

When you hit all of the numbers just before you walk out of the elevator so it stops at every floor just to annoy whoever walks in after you.

Guy: "I'm really tired, but my room is on the twenty-second floor."
Girl: "Let's take the elevator!"
Guy: "Shit! Someone's been playing elevator mischief! This will take forever!"

by dancerqt137 September 3, 2010

One Way Elevator

Euphemism for arsehole or anus

James: I recently had my one way elevator waxed and it was so painful

by Ooshmate January 19, 2022

Mingetastic Elevator

An elevator that looks very much like a minge. This elevator only allows the rider to be taken home for two pounds, no other destination. You can ride it now or ride it later. If the rider is feeling thirsty, there are refreshments at the bar.

Mingetastic Elevator.This minge is goddamn crazy.

by Man of the Crimson Shadows June 18, 2009

Elevated Surfaces

Usually at social gatherings, The alpha male of the group presents himself on an elevated surface to scope out the surroundings. Ensure group safety. A god of the sorts.

Check out Chad! He’s on an Elevated Surface, how cool is that?! Elevated Surfaces are so cool.

by TheGainzLord October 6, 2022

Whittier Elevator

Jumping from the 4th floor of the SLC

They cut their programs so they took the Whittier Elevator

by John McMadden September 16, 2023

Elevator music

A style of jazz that's easy to loop for hours, often similar to bossa nova jazz originating from south America. Usually consisting of turn arounds and 2-5's in various keys. Great to listen to when you wanna "take a break".

"Mom, listen! There's elevator music playing in the elevator!" "Shut up you little cunt. That's actually performed by jazz musicians and it's way more pleasing to listen to than most of the modern shitty music of today. Stop calling it elevator music, it's a disrespectful term. Thanks bitch."

by Ewonyn April 2, 2017