Dylan is the most annoying fucker you'll ever meet. This is the guy that will do something dumb on accident and afterwards tell you it was on purpose (which doesn't help his case). If you ever correct him on anything he will explain to you why your facts are incorrect when he clearly is the one in the wrong. At first when you meet a Dylan you may not know he is one, but in due time, all Dylan's reveal themselves and you will realize your mistake.
Oh fuck its Dylan again...
by zeroh gray July 14, 2018
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by Asshole named Dylan June 1, 2018
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Most of the world includeing straving Africans because the olny thing they have to eat is Dylan's large and fat penis
Most of the world includeing straving Africans because the olny thing they have to eat is Dylan's large and fat penis
by Dad e February 8, 2017
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he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
he is often very childish and aggressive at times.
and doesn't listen to people because he thinks hes the best at everything.....but hes not.
by Anonymous2.7 October 25, 2011
Get the Dylan mug.A creepy guy who develops an unhealthy obsession for every female he meets. Does not understand the word "no", and can be told off hundreds of times and not take any offense. Cannot take a hint. Is always happy and never gives up when he has a target. Also see stalker.
by The_One-Who_Knows January 9, 2010
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Person 1: I have a hunch that Dylan is a ninja. Person 2: I think he's a CIA Agent. Person 3: What? Be realistic, man. I think he's Charlie Brown.
by Flamingolegs August 16, 2011
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