Dylan 

To show up at places during events you are not supposed to be at.

I went to his house without permission therefore pulling a Dylan

Dylan by JJRpx October 24, 2022

Dylan 

A retarded loser who can be friendy but still is a retarded crack head who eats shit and has a chode.

Jim:Your a dylan
Dave:Thats harsh and incorrect bitch i dont have a chode

Dylan by sexttoys103 June 18, 2011

Dylan 

I guy that likes to hump dogs. He especially likes golden retrivers.

guy 1: "dude dylan just gave my dog a hj"
guy 2: "thats dylan."

Dylan by leslie backhinding October 31, 2011

Dylan 

A pussy whipped individual who does not exercise, bathe, or have control over his bowel movements.

Dylan could you PLEASE wash the dishes?!

Dylan by anto1511 October 7, 2010

Dylan 

A fucking sex-crazed nympho that needs to leave my best friend alone before I kick his ass.

Dylan tried to get with her again last night. FUCK YOU!

Dylan by dylanjayisafag! October 17, 2008

Dylan 

fat, unattractive and forever alone.

ewww look at that guy..
i bet his name is dylan.

Dylan by me-mwuhahahahaaa January 11, 2012

Dylan 

A noob who is beginner at everything he does. Gets destroyed by everything, and get pwned so hard.

You are such a dylan!

Dylan by the dragon June 5, 2012