douché 

Similar to touché. French, it's what you say to a douche - - after they attempt to smack you down with douchey repartee. By replying in this way, you acknowledge their intelligence, while reminding them of their douchiness.

Bruce: "Your dad is so gay."
Stephen: "It takes one to know one."
Bruce: "Douché."

douché by Bknixon1234 October 28, 2008

douché 

When someone one-ups you in a clever, albeit douchey way.
Pronounced like touché.

Person 1: <overlong speech, monologue, etc.>
Person 2: Nice one-man, four-act play, guy.
Person 1: Douché!

douché by ArtsyMcShitshimself March 14, 2008

douché 

Interjection.

Similiar to touché, but used to the opposite effect. Douché is used to acknowledge an unintelligent or otherwise douchey remark, especially when speaker´s reply is intended to be clever or witty.

- "How's your sex life? Shitty i assume? Today i boned a chick or two. What'd you do?"

- "I went to the hardware store to buy a bone-hammer."

- "oh yeah? Isn't that like a pelvic replacement that allows you to use this bone-hammer as a metaphorical arm that hammers your bone into a chick because your hips haven't enough thrust power, you little shit?"

- "Douché."

douché by linguamecca September 10, 2011

douché 

To be used like "touché" but instead of proving a point it is when someone does something that a douche bag would do

Sean "Was he wearing a wife-beater?"

Tim "No, an Ed Hardy tee"

Sean "Ahh douché"

douché by beatjunkie604 July 28, 2009

Douché 

To admit that an opponent in an argument has made a douche response.

Example1:
Trez: I went to the beach because I needed some sun.

Gweedo: Tanning bed's are quicker.

Trez: Douché, enjoy your cancer.

Example 2:
Trez: Yea I was talking to her at the party, she's got a great personality.

Guy: To bad she's fugly.

Trez: Douché.

Douché by ZomB Trez February 15, 2010

Douché 

Douché (pronounced dou-shay) is an appropriate response to a retort so spectacularly bad and douchey that it brings everything to a screeching halt.

A random douchebag losing an argument resorts to something along the lines of 'You're such a faggot' while surrounded by progressives, thus making things terribly awkward for everyone. 'Douché' is a wonderful response.

Douché by semisemite May 17, 2014

Douchè  

Pronounced (douche-say). When somebody insults you in a way that is both witty and douche-bagish, instead of saying touche you say douchè.

From History:

George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill:

Shaw: "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend...if you have one."

Churchill: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second...if there is one."

Shaw: Douchè Mr. Churchill. Douchè.

Douchè by Matt_Myk January 26, 2009