blumpkin donuts

The act of getting your dick sucked in the Dunkin' Donuts bathroom while shitting and eating a Dunkin donut.

Ron went to the bathroom with his newly purchased dozen donuts and starting chowing down while taking a shit. Then the cashier came in to clean and found Ron shitting with an open door. Not wanting to seem rude, she sucked Ron's dick. Boom, blumpkin donuts.

by tsobulker June 3, 2010

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Oscar Donut

When you deposit a ring of 'baby batter' around the anus, then you toss a handful of powdered sugar to the prepared area, put on your bib.......and eat.

'I was hungry and didn't want to get out of the house, so I stayed home with my girl and had an Oscar Donut.'

by PhatPat33 June 13, 2013

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Flaming Donut

When you are having sex with a girl, you ask her to shit, after shitting you throw rainbow sprinkles around the butthole then continue to eat it off.

Girl shit yo pants and let me give you and ole flaming donut like the good ole days, i got the jimmies for this one!

by Di-orea September 23, 2007

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Glazed Donut

When one's face has a coating of bodily fluid on it giving it a look of a glazed donut. Can be fluids from female or male. Usually sticky in texture but shiny in appearance

I pleasured her for a few hours and afterward my face looked like a glazed donut

by G-manicus September 15, 2010

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donut girl

Introduced in the movie "Sexdrive".

It's a cocktease at your job. Not only she doesn't put out, she also makes you do stuff for her on a daily basis.

And you do it.

Dude #1: Dude so did you hook up with what's her face?

Dude #2: Nah man she's feeding me donuts.

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#1: If you are gonna feed the printer one more time for Lindsay I'm gonna punch you.

#2: Huh? why?

#1: Cuz the bitch's running you like the donut girl.

by able bodied seaman November 13, 2011

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