distasteless

The taste in your mouth when you have to do something that you really don't want to do (like go to jail, get a job, break up, etc.) or that you find particularly distasteful (cleaning the toilet, your mom's 'gina, etc.)

Upon realizing what an asshole I am, I was mortified and distasteless.

by fuckstick7 October 20, 2009

distastrophy

A catastrophic disaster, disater of grand proportions. dista- from the word distaster and astrophy from the word catastrophy.

Katrina, the Hurricane that destroyed New Orleans, was a distastrophy.

by Jacynthetwins July 18, 2011

distance shaming

SJW term for shaming people who don't practice social distancing and congregate in large groups irresponsibly, such as when there is a widespread global pandemic and all levels of government are asking people to not gather in large groups unnecessarily

After I posted pictures of the huge parties I went to on spring break during the COVID-19 pandemic, there were so many people distance shaming me.

by Benshapirosuperfan March 19, 2020

Long Distance Relationship

1. When a person commits to celibacy (abstention from sexual relations) to remain best friends with someone of the opposite sex, who lives far away.

2. Just as pointless as having a relationship via internet with somebody you've never even met.

Phil: "Hey Alex! Hows that long distance relationship with Kevin working out?"

Alex: "Oh its good! We got to iChat today!"

Phil: "Wow.. So you're giving up physical contact with someone here, so you can talk to him over the computer?"

Alex: "Hmm.. I guess your right.. Long distance relationships are pretty pointless!"

by Commander Of Chaos, CS, FL April 22, 2009

Social Distancing

A term Americans commonly mistake with Social Gathering

Every Country that isn't America: Social Distancing is good for you.

America: What? You expect me to be kept in my house like a prisoner?

by ProbleMaker JP April 29, 2020

Long Distance Relationship

The act of masterbating with your feet.

Tom : "Yea man, I broke both arms, on the good side, i'm in a long distance relationship!"

by TheMadNecro October 16, 2017

Distant Lover

an ex lover of the past. The more time that passes the more of a distant of lover they become. Also, it's been 3 years since they've been officially together.

Chris brown and Rihianna are distant lovers. Mainly, because he's on prole.

by Starr27 May 10, 2012