Diet Coke

A girl who is under the legal drinking age, and so must order a soda instead of alcoholic beverage when dining.

Bartender: "What will it be?"
Man: "I'll have a beer, and she will have a diet coke."

by jshwa5 April 22, 2008

atkins diet

a diet, that everyone seems to be on. incredibly annoying with all this damn talk about it.

person: that guy who invented the atkins diet, died overweight.

other person: guess he didn't walk the talk

person: yeah, boo

by halley March 3, 2004

shopping diet

A self-imposed exercise in frugality, that consist in restricting yourself to buying only the bare essential during a certain period of time, as a way to trim back on spending.

“I am sick and tired of consumerism so, I will go on a shopping diet for the rest of 2010.”

by rperazag July 22, 2010

yay diet

A person you see who went from fat to skinny in a short time from the white

Person A: Damn Look at Mike he got real skinny messin wit dat white
Person B: HaHaHa, yea man I saw him like a month ago he was all fat and sheit..you know he took the yay diet..you can see his bones too..DAMMNNN

by ubm December 30, 2008

an ass diet

An ass diet is the procedure of introducing liquids into the rectum and colon via the anus. The increasing volume of the liquid causes rapid expansion of the lower intestinal tract, often resulting in very uncomfortable bloating, cramping, powerful peristalsis, a feeling of extreme urgency and complete evacuation of the lower intestinal tract.

This procedure can result in weight loss.

An ass diet may also be used prior to anal sex or anilingus in order to enhance the sensation of intercourse, or to remove feces prior to sex, possibly reducing bacterial transmission and risk of infection, or just to reduce the possibility of fecal material or detritus from sexual activity adhering to the genitals or sex toys used during the subsequent activity. An ass diet used before anal sex should not be used consistently and contents should be removed afterwards. Continual usage of an ass diet may be harmful for the anal cavity.

by enemamaster December 11, 2013

american diet

The opposite of a normal diet

Jim: Bob you said your on a diet but your eating junk food
Bob: Im on an american diet

by kacsa June 9, 2015

Groundhog Diet

Refers to someone who says they will start their diet next week, tomorrow or a specified date.

Example 1
Person 1: Here have a cupcake
Person 2: I just started my diet, but it's ok I'll start next Monday

Example 2
Person 1: I'm getting fat, I'm going to start my new diet as of tomorrow
Person 2: You said that last week. Is that the Groundhog Diet?

by rr11 May 22, 2014