They are so bad... Imagine this. You're just scrolling through your favorite website until you found something... disturbing; but then, the whole rest of the website is filled with them! That's kind of what this is. A wholesome list of disturbing garbage that shouldn't be here.
(Also, why can't we leave the "example sentence" as blank; and has to have the word you put it as the title? Fuck that shit.)
UD Definitions are almost always terrible, no matter what they are.
UD Definitions are almost always terrible, no matter what they are.
by Somario the Adventurater January 21, 2022
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Get the The definition of Adorable mug.Absolute fucking retard! These dickheads deserve castration for their crimes against humanity (ie retarded name definitions)! They have a tendency to think that ANY word, phrase, or acronym is a person’s name! Example “Gonad is the sweetest kindest man you’ll ever meet. He is not always a man however, sometimes he may be a freakish tranny. But he’ll always have the best laugh!” These people are brain dead imbeciles. A name does not determine your personality, douches!
Name definition writer is the most pathetic human you will ever meet. He is a total dumb ass. He resides in his parents basement until the age of 48. Run far, far away when you meet him!
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Get the name definition writer mug.When You provide a seemingly perfect definition to a word on urban dictionary and even do some thoughtful editing but it doesn't get published anyways. Usually a sign that you aren't clever enough or your definition is really, really dumb.
Dude: I thought I put the perfect definition for bad comedian on urban dictionary.
Friend: what did you put?
Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.
Friend: did it get accepted?
Dude: nope...
Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.
Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.
Friend: maybe we should define that term!
Dude: I hope it gets accepted.
Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!
Friend: what did you put?
Dude: a person who catches rotten fruit on a stage for laughs. I thought it was clever.
Friend: did it get accepted?
Dude: nope...
Friend: sounds like an urban dictionary definition fail.
Dude: yep, an epic fail for sure.
Friend: maybe we should define that term!
Dude: I hope it gets accepted.
Friend: if it doesn't, we know what it would be called!!
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James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
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