Dale

The kindest of spirits one could ever hope to meet. . . Witty, charming, handsome, a true Christian. . .One that places all others before himself. He hurts a lot, prays a lot and hopes even more deeply. Truly amazing creature. . . The best friend/husband one could pray for. . . .

girl 1: "Damn, my spirit is broken, I'm so lost. . ."
girl 2 "Woman, you need to find yourself a Dale!"

by The MysteriousHousewife November 17, 2022

Dale Shine

To fuck someone, sexually.

The shine comes from fucking someone so good that the oral/vaginal juices leave the genitalia shining. The “shine” reference is a remembrance of shoe shines. That’s how shiny the results will be since they want them so badly.

Dale shine = you should fuck him/her.

Quiero darle un shine = I want to fuck him/her.

by Congo River Basin Sadist August 19, 2022

jan dale

Jan dale is a guy with no morals. a total rat bag with low self esteem.

often found masturbating in public, jan dale is the kind of guy you want on your side. hes also like a raccoon

get out of my trash jan dale! theres no food in there! go on! scoot! get out of here

by the goldfish88779 November 10, 2014

Dale

A man with a very big forehead

John: look at that dale

Tim: He has such a big forehead

by big forehead crew May 6, 2023

dale bottomley

Big balls

Dale Bottomley his balls are so big they may involuntarily explode, be careful.

by Minions28 March 20, 2017

Dale

Square. You can measure it by using the formula b x l. Also really good for measuring 90 degree angles and it’s a perfect template.

“ yo man I need help with my geometry homework, it’s on the area of a square can you help me?” “ Sure! I’ll bring my dale for an example

by Theyragingbull October 24, 2017

Dale

That one guy who makes you cry for 9 consecutive hours but it’s fine only because you kinda think he’s the best thing to ever exist

Girl:”get tf over him he doesn’t care”
Girl2:”but dale is perfect”

by Your homie dessa ;) June 2, 2020