The swedish god of all things small and furry, with the ability to transmute any object he touches into an avocado floating in a bucket of goats intestines. Doctor marmot invented the vcr, the flush toilet, and mexico. doctor marmots laughter can cure AIDS, cancer, and parkinsons deseise... to bad he only laughs when he reaches orgasm... and to do that he has to kill a goat.
Doctor marmot hides sweet sugar candies in the pants of young children to celebrate arbor day, unfortunately he then uses their candy filled corpses as air hockey pucks, and has sex with their fathers.
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Get the hot doctor mug.An individual with the ability to sooth other's souls just by being in a proximity to him/her. Soul Doctors are often found within very random people and places, due to their mysterious and enigmatic backgrounds. Similar to the dali llama, the ability to doctor souls has been proven to show budding signs at the relatively young age of 13 to 14 years. No one knows the factors that pre-determine the ability to doctor souls.
The first recorded incident of a soul doctor was somewhere around the years 2005-2006 A.D. Historical records lack his name, but many recovered eye-witness accounts tell modern historians that he was born somewhere within the confines of the United States of America. He was officially the first to receive a soul doctorate, and with that, the title of soul doctor. Records are few, and many do not date past the ancient year of 2007 B.C. Few Soul Doctors have been recorded since then, but modern day occurrences have been rising in numbers.
Many opposing historians believe Soul Doctors originated within the 1960's to 1970's A.D., but the theory is widely debated.
The first recorded incident of a soul doctor was somewhere around the years 2005-2006 A.D. Historical records lack his name, but many recovered eye-witness accounts tell modern historians that he was born somewhere within the confines of the United States of America. He was officially the first to receive a soul doctorate, and with that, the title of soul doctor. Records are few, and many do not date past the ancient year of 2007 B.C. Few Soul Doctors have been recorded since then, but modern day occurrences have been rising in numbers.
Many opposing historians believe Soul Doctors originated within the 1960's to 1970's A.D., but the theory is widely debated.
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"Dude, that kid must be the next soul doctor!!"
"Dude, that kid must be the next soul doctor!!"
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