dingleberry

Dingleberry in Australian locality, refers to a national wholesale open-access data network project with both wired, and radio communication components rolled out and operated by NBN Co Limited. As the largest infrastructure project in Australia's history, it has been the subject of significant political contention, technological musical chairs and extensive delay deployment of the originally intended goal (to provide working and usable internet) for many years to come. This has resulted in the metaphorically definition of NBN as a small lump of poop, that's hangs with no sight of its intended destination.

Internet access has been disconnected all together after an ultimatum was sent via a postal letter from a company called NBN that states I must connect to it immediately. Despite hesitation, I agreed to connect to the new network lines but was then told I was not able to do so as work had not even commenced. Then I was told the old access couldn't be reconnected due to poorly explained bureaucratic reasons and I was left for months with no re-connection date. After some more months passed, you finally connected me to your new upgraded line although I have noticed that I am now being charged for speed based data that isn't capable of doing even half of the speeds claimed and is actually worse and less consistent the previous line that worked fine. ISP's have changed their Australian product range to offer consumers a dingleberry.

by i0iii0i0 November 28, 2017

john quantavious dingleberry the eighth castle jr

A very beautiful Asian man. He's known to be the chillest man on Earth, he's also very sexy.

Rachel: "OMG! WHO'S THAT?!"
Samantha: "YOU DON'T KNOW? THAT'S JOHN QUANTAVIOUS DINGLEBERRY THE EIGHTH CASTLE JR."
Rachel: "WHY'S HIS NAME SO LONG?"
Samantha: "IT'S UNIQUE!"
Kills Rachel

by Stuffedhobo July 10, 2023

dingleberry

means foolish, stupid, dumb and clumsy
informal usa slang

"you're such a dingleberry jad"

by mummysaidso February 13, 2022

ChiChi’s Dingleberry Sunshine Special

The delicious, yummy breakfast wrap consisting of fresh oranges and pineapples, maple syrup, sugar, and ChiChi Dingleberry’s tortilla wraps. Commonly used to feed the fourteen and half population of the Dingleberry’s. It was created by Great Grandaddy Dingleberry

“Hey man, you hungry?”
“Yeah, I sure am, Great Grandaddy Dingleberry!”
“Then come over for some of my specialty: ChiChi’s Dingleberry Sunshine Special!”
“Sure can do, Great Grandaddy Dingleberry!!”

by extremedingleberrylover69 September 12, 2021

Darwin dingleberries

Usually between two humans (men or those w hair rump holes) where they clean each other like primates and vacuum the debris in one’s rump hole

Had a Darwin dingleberries sesh w a good homie who could t get the debris off there backside

by Grizzle Mac mommy’s September 26, 2023

dingleberries

A small piece of excrement hanging on one of someone's buttock hairs, which will not fall off.

"Ladies and gentlemen, dingleberries on parade." (said by Jeff Conaway as Kenickie Murdoch in the 1978 romantic movie musical "Grease", while some athletes are running laps at Rydell High School's sports field).

by RFJW July 14, 2021

dingleberry

1. A miniature, barnacle-like extension of pubic hair surrounding, and appearing to 'bloom' from, the anal region. These unwanted 'berries' are formed by bits of excrement and/or useless toilet paper, creating non-acute yet constant discomfort.

2. An irritating, attention-craving person with a low EQ who thinks s/he is cool. Predictable and unimpressive yet pompous expressions characterize this lame douche bag.

I switch the channel as soon as that dingleberry Rand Paul comes on because I know anything he says or does will be totally annoying.

by User of Urban Dictionary March 28, 2011