Curtis

A guy who struggles to get hard when in bed.Curtis is often an ugly man who’s says he 6ft but in reality 5’4.He is likely to bite you.

Damn did you see that weird curtis

by pipebutt November 22, 2021

Curtis

A circle tool

Curtis looks like that tool from ms paint!

by Claypay October 23, 2019

Curtis

A Curtis is a white guy, normally claiming to be 10% black. They usually still live at home with their parents, and are known for having tiny hands and banana dick tattoos. They crash their white Chevrolet trucks over and over again and blame their friends for it. Most, tend to freeze-up when talking to girls, and it's usually a katie that will give them the ol' bambi legs.

"Ask the girl out already! Stop being a Curtis."

by Nib_Nob October 04, 2018

Curtis

Nice eyes,definitely gonna murder me for this

Curtis is going to slap me

by Scran Frank February 08, 2021

Curtis

Generally used towards short people who rival lord of the ring dwarves in height

He’s so short he must be named Curtis

by Bunbran August 05, 2023

Curtis

To die, usually unexpectedly (to Curtis, Curtising, Curtised),

Jaden: yo, you know what happened to Bradley?
Lucas: No
Jaden: He Just Pulled a Curtis

by ThanosTheTankEngine May 05, 2025

Curtis

A man with a massive penis and access to all the women he could ever ask for. Due to his massive shlong the world inconveniences him in every way possible but that is not enough to stop him. With his broad lance and incredible stamina he claims the flower of many and builds a harem of sexually dependent women.

That guy Curtis gets all the bitches.

by FactSpeaker69420 March 28, 2021