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cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.
Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.
by kvm666 January 2, 2021
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Cummy Tumblers

The act of expelling a fresh batch of semen from one’s arsehole onto the rim of a frosted glass, then filling it with beverage of choice - most commonly strawberry daiquiri.
Would anyone care for another round of Cummy Tumblers?

Oh yes please, Dirk. I would love one.
by ElCapitanTO1 December 3, 2024
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Cummie

1.
An insult to someone by referring to them as a "mistake". The word cummie is slang for "cum-stain" inferring that a person's father ejaculated and then fertilized his wife after she sat down therefore making someone a "cum-stain"

2.

An insult for a person who believes in the communist ideology.
1.
Person 1: Whoops I broke your laptop.
Person 2: Oh my god you fucking cummie, your parents never wanted you fuck man you weren't even meant to live.

2.

Person 1: Glory to the CCP
Person 2: What re you a fucking cummie?
by A guy ig February 4, 2022
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